Eat Food! Make Poop! (Standard Tee)

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It’s a very simple concept and it’s funny. That’s why we put it on this comfortable t-shirt thh HR at comes in many different colors and sizes. Get a laugh while telling you’re fellow humans how it’s done with this shirt. 

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH WIDTH
S (inches) 28 18
M (inches) 29 ¼ 20
L (inches) 30 ¼ 22
XL (inches) 31 ¼ 24
2XL (inches) 32 ½ 26
3XL (inches) 33 ½ 28