Jerry’s Millions (Standard T-Shirt)

Jerry is way past his prime but Jerry makes money and has a hot young  girlfriend. He gave her a credit card, she’s spending five grand a week on it. He’s old enough to be her grandfather and they have next to nothing in common but she’s got a silk dress and healthy breasts that bounce on his Italian leather sofa....and they’re in love right? He hopes that she’ll keep that sweet, tight little body so that he doesn’t have to trade her in for a newer model. She’s hoping he’s going to put a ring on her and that he either forgets about the prenup or dies soon after the wedding. This t-shirt is for all those that recognize and get a laugh out of the duality of a millionaire Jerry and the young girlfsituation and for those who begrudgingly wish they could be him.