Misfit Sex Toys (Women's Racerback Tank)
So your friend talked you into buying a few gadgets at their sex toy party. You bought a couple bottles of body heat sensitive lotion, a pair of sexy panties, a pair of edible panties, a dildo that’s way to small to be pleasurable in any orifice, some anal bead’s and this year’s newest gizmo, and for spending all that money you got a little vibrating thingy for free that the battery only lasts 20 seconds on. Now what happens when you realize these things aren’t as...enjoyable, as you thought they would be? Do you give them to a friend? Nah. Toss them to the dog to chew on? Nope. Post them in an online garage sale? NO !!! You bury them deep in a nightstand drawer, under the magazines, under the divorce papers, under the certificates, life insurance policy and wedding photos never to be seen or heard from again.
You send them to the Island of Misfit Sex Toys.
This colorful and fully original design is a nod to a classic Christmas movie if you can believe that.
A funny cute little racer back tank top for all you dirty little birdies. So grab this shirt for a laugh to yourself or a laugh with your main squeeze when you wear it as a sexy soft little nighty.
Size guide
LENGTH | WIDTH | |
XS (inches) | 26 ⅛ | 15 ¼ |
S (inches) | 26 ¾ | 16 ¼ |
M (inches) | 27 ⅜ | 17 ¼ |
L (inches) | 28 | 18 ¼ |
XL (inches) | 28 ⅝ | 19 ¼ |