Mr Poops (Standard Tee)

Ever had to poop so bad that you were afraid it would pile up high enough to lift you off the toilet seat? I have, unlike Mr Poops, I panicked, I missed the flush handle and hit my head on the bathroom ceiling leaving me concuss, cross eyed and half conscious. The workers at Applebee’s were totally pissed and throwing up all over the place when they found me, It was a complete mess. Let this t-shirt serve as a manual for releasing an epic poop. Reading material? Check. Within reach of the flush handle? Check. Mr Poops lightweight, soft and breathable t-shirt? Check. Now you’re ready to take a deep breath, relax and let that epic poop flow smoothly and calmly out of you at a controlled rate of speed, just like Mr Poops does it.