My Exes World Record (Standard Tee)

You know the signs, a once close significant other begins to push you away, they tell you they don’t want anyone else, they just need some space and time alone. They maintain the position that they still care about you and still want to be friends and... they definitely do. Not long after, you find out they have a new significant other.
When this happened to me I made a shirt about it. If this has happened to you then I hope you’ll buy this funny, comfortable shirt, wear it and get a laugh from a few people who’s ex’s may have comparable times. Use this shirt as a catalyst in your healing, just like I did. They weren’t over you, now the jokes on them.
Fun Fact- The human brain takes 90 days of absolute no contact to begin to emotionally repair itself from a basic ( 3-6 month relationship) the longer the relationship, the longer the repair time.