No Hot Chicks (Standard Tee)

The ole hatchback still handles great for having 700,000 miles on her, she’s still got a little pep in her step, she starts every time you turn the key and is great on gas. You and her have delivered millions of pizzas together, you two have a bond that even the Lone Ranger and Silver would be jealous of. Unfortunately, you’re feeling the looks upon you as you easily squeeze into tight parking spots, you feel the judgment as you unlock the passenger side door to reach across to unlock the drivers side door. Despite her reliability, you can’t help the feeling that it might be time to look for something a little more updated, she was your first car and well.... you’re 32 now.
This a beat hatchback t-shirt for beat hatchback people. You know who you are and why you drive it.  I’m sure you and all your beat hatchback friends will get a great laugh from this light, breathable and funny t-shirt. 

This is our B side shirt to Chick Getter.