THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR (Standard Tee)

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Think about a world where a piece of paper controls everything you do. You’re in that world now. You can do nothing without this piece of paper. You can’t eat, you can’t have a roof over your head, you can’t get to where you need to go to make this dollar without spending it. You have no freedom without it. You think about this piece of paper all the time, you literally wake up for it. You work your whole life to amass a sufficient collection of it. It’s called different things in different parts of the world, but here in the U.S, we bow to the almighty dollar. This piece of paper owns you. 
This soft, breathable lightweight T-shirt is a proven statement shirt, it’s a proven conversation starter, featuring a hand drawn dollar bill with slight changes only noticeable to the artist. 
What conversation do you want to start with it?

• Standard tee sizes run small 
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Pre-shrunk
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Sizes run slightly small 

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 ¼ 20
L 30 ¼ 22
XL 31 ¼ 24
2XL 32 ½ 26
3XL 33 ½ 28