United States of Benny Franks (Two Sided Tee)

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This shirt is not a knock on the United States or what the country SHOULD be about. This is a knock on what the country is actually about. This is a knock on the current system, this is a knock on unregulated capitalism, a country that’s owned by a borderline oligarchy and run with impunity behind a thinly veiled mask through OUR representatives, yes OUR representatives... the puppets of the rich. This is a knock on the fact that working class people are taxed to offset the unwanted taxes and costs of our corporate overlords and upper crest.
This is a statement shirt, an eye opener, a conversation starter, wear this shirt and start having conversations on why things are this way.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH WIDTH
S (inches) 28 18
M (inches) 29 ¼ 20
L (inches) 30 ¼ 22
XL (inches) 31 ¼ 24
2XL (inches) 32 ½ 26
3XL (inches) 33 ½ 28